Everyone's a comedian

Here is an actual conversation my four-year-old daughter and I had the other day.

Need to preface by saying she had been talking for weeks about marrying Keith, a fellow student at her preschool. The wedding was supposed to be in a month, according to Kara.

Kara: "I'm not going to marry Keith anymore."
Me: "Why not? Did he do something to you?"
Kara: "He ruined my day!"
Me: "Oh...."
Kara: "I am going to marry Waylon now." (He's yet another little boy at her school)
Me: "Why are you going to marry Waylon?"
Kara: "Because he ruins ALL my days!"

She. Is. Brilliant.


Today's stats:
Bike:
Time: 30 minutes
Distance: 7.28 miles